...CQSoutherner's Medical Dictionary
Artery.............................. The study of paintings
Bacteria........................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium............................ What doctors do when patients die
Benign............................ What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
Colic.............................. A sheep dog
Coma............................ A punctuation mark
Dilate............................. To live long
Enema........................... Not a friend
Fester............................ Quicker than someone else
Fibula........................... A small lie
Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain.................. Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff................ A Doctor's cane
Morbid........................... A higher offer
Nitrates.......................... Cheaper than day rates
Node............................... I knew it
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............. A letter carrier
Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery
Secretion....................... Hiding something
Seizure........................ Roman emperor
Tablet........................... A small table
Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport
Tumor........................... One plus one more
Urine............................. Opposite of you're out
